Ode to Anna

From Dora on behalf of the peloton

Oh Anna, we will miss you Anna
Not least ‘cos thou art like a Bananna
All goodness on the inside
Brightly coloured and a little dotty on the out

Oh Anna, don’t go Anna
Like a desert misses the rain
Like the Muggles miss the train
Like Schleck misses Luigi
Like we all love the GG
Like Stratos misses Blue Steel
Like the grate misses Ravi’s wheel
We will miss you Banana Peel

Like Norman misses the long way
Like LDF misses race day
Like Goaders loves a High-Viz
Like Flash loves a quick wizz
Like Wilson misses Heavy Metal
Like Mondays miss a soft pedal
Like Brownie loves a new spanner
Like Boolay loves an old Bandana
We will miss you Anna Bananna

Like Jenny misses good nutrition
Like Half loathes the human condition
Like Chippo misses a perv
Like a car door misses a swerve
Like Spicey loves a long chat
Like the B1ses hate a double flat
Like Dragon misses Jeff Wiggle
We will all miss Anna’s giggle

Like Lunchie misses dessert
Like the 4 Horses put on ‘the hurt’
Like Navigatius misses a halo
Like Comet loves a ‘no show’
Like Drastic misses a fling
Like his arm misses a sling
Like Magoo fails to miss anything
We will miss you Ms Bananna

Come back soon.

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